The 38 Days of Jasonism

What up my good people?
As many of you know, (probably by me announcing it over the past 2 1/2 months) Today I celebrate my 38th Birthday.  I love my birthday and I love being random.  With that being said, I would like to send a shout-out to my lady wife!  A truly great person, cook, friend, wife & gift giver...

(Sung to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas)

On the 1st day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
A Cartridge for my Sega

On the 4th day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
4 Choc'late Bars
and a Cartridge for my Sega

On the 6th day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
6 Bags of Tea
4 Choc'late Bars
and a Cartridge for my Sega

On the 10th day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
10 Colored Socks
6 Bags of Tea
4 Choc'late Bars
and a Cartridge for my Sega

On the 12th day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
Tweeellllvvveeee Shots of Jaaaaccckkkk...
10 Colored Socks
6 Bags of Tea
4 Choc'late Bars
and a Cartridge for my Sega

On the 16th day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
16 Belgian Waffles
Tweeellllvvveeee Shots of Jaaaaccckkkk...
10 Colored Socks
6 Bags of Tea
4 Choc'late Bars
and a Cartridge for my Sega

On the 21st day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
21 Scrambled Eggs
16 Belgian Waffles
Tweeellllvvveeee Shots of Jaaaaccckkkk...
10 Colored Socks
6 Bags of Tea
4 Choc'late Bars
and a Cartridge for my Sega

On the 25th day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
25 New Hustles
21 Scrambled Eggs
16 Belgian Waffles
Tweeellllvvveeee Shots of Jaaaaccckkkk...
10 Colored Socks
6 Bags of Tea
4 Choc'late Bars
and a Cartridge for my Sega

On the 28th day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
28 Folded T-Shirts
25 New Hustles
21 Scrambled Eggs
16 Belgian Waffles
Tweeellllvvveeee Shots of Jaaaaccckkkk...
10 Colored Socks
6 Bags of Tea
4 Choc'late Bars
and a Cartridge for my Sega

On the 31st day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
31 Coupon Deals
28 Folded T-Shirts
25 New Hustles
21 Scrambled Eggs
16 Belgian Waffles
Tweeellllvvveeee Shots of Jaaaaccckkkk...
10 Colored Socks
6 Bags of Tea
4 Choc'late Bars
and a Cartridge for my Sega

On the 36th day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
36 Bow Ties
31 Coupon Deals
28 Folded T-Shirts
25 New Hustles
21 Scrambled Eggs
16 Belgian Waffles
Tweeellllvvveeee Shots of Jaaaaccckkkk...
10 Colored Socks
6 Bags of Tea
4 Choc'late Bars
and a Cartridge for my Sega

On the 38th day of my birthday, my lady wife gave to me:
38 Sweet Kisses
36 Bow Ties
31 Coupon Deals
28 Folded T-Shirts
25 New Hustles
21 Scrambled Eggs
16 Belgian Waffles
Tweeellllvvveeee Shots of Jaaaaccckkkk...
10 Colored Socks
6 Bags of Tea
4 Choc'late Bars
AND A CARTRIDGE FOR MY SEEEGGGAAAAA